So, there’s a meteor of doom, history is being altered, and Chibiusa has a love interest… all before the title screen.

This is a cute title card, but… who’s the guy in the back with the top hat

Alas, poor Urawa! You were too disposable a character.

Ever feel like you don’t know what to do with your arms when you’re having your picture taken?

Everyone looks so happy.

Something’s about to go horribly wrong.