do you think crystal will butcher harumichi?

Like, animation-wise or characterization-wise or “oh my god we literally forgot to write sailor neptune into the story”-wise? (That would be the supreme butchering, the standard by which all other butchering is measured.) As long as they don’t mention the word “cousin,” I think it should be okay. For Crystal’s own sake I hope they portray these two lovebirds well.

(For the longest time I was reading “butcher” as a noun instead of a verb and I was like “is space lesbian butcher shop AU even a THING”.)

When Seiya wanted to borrow some clothes, he wanted to borrow a green jacket, a black turtleneck, and purple pleated pants. *Sings moonlight densetsu*

Of course, Seiya’s ploy didn’t work; Mamoru had taken all 27 identical lavender pants with him to America.

“I wonder what kind of person composed this song?”

Probably someone with…. A BEAUTIFUL DREAM

“I hope they are. I’m a poor college student so I exchanged my left kidney for them. It’s a non-refundable deal.”

Theory: Mamoru is the president of Ventriloquism Club at college.

Do magical devices just grow on trees? Does Luna have a garden of them? Was it a bountiful harvest this year?

Maybe, when Tuxedo Mask tries to insult Usagi, it accidentally comes out as inspirational advice because of a magical tuxedo charm filter