Me: Oooooooh I bet Fakir will team up with Kraehe since they both want to keep Mytho feelings-free.

Fakir: BOO GO AWAY STUPID CROW

Me: That was my mistake for thinking Fakir would deign to ever agree with anyone else

Fakir that’s the 4th time this week. The school cannot afford to keep replacing windows at this rate. We are begging you to parkour more gently.

are you just going to ignore the dominatrix ballerina holding a piece of your soul hostage in a raven shrine? ok

wow I forgot how diverse Alfred Hitchcock’s filmography was

this is the heart shard of “falling in love with the first girl who ever gave you a compliment”

sorry typo every story needs *at least two heroines

welcome to Princess Tutu where literally everyone is in love with Rue except for the ONE GUY she’s obsessed with

y’all thought Bootleg Mercury was going to be a threat, but it turns out she’s just a fellow baby gay