while i’m sure your tag of ‘is ahiru 3ft tall’ wasn’t really serious, i figured i’d swoop in and add this: while we don’t get any official heights for anyone, the official height chart (ft. the main reoccurring cast) reveals she’s basically the shortest, while fakir’s one of the tallest (save for the adults)… so in the particular post you mentioned this in, it’s not so much that ahiru’s like three feet tall, it’s just that fakir’s fucking tall and makes ahiru look extra short in comparison

SHE’S A DUCKLING SIZED INDIVIDUAL

THE REASON SHE HAS TO LEARN TO DANCE EN POINTE IS SO SHE CAN LOOK ANYONE IN THE EYE

Drosselmeyer is that 14 yo boy who writes fanfics where everybody diesbecause TRUE ART IS SUFFERING!!!!

for real, he’s the physical manifestation of the moment in middle school when you start to reject stories with happy endings because you think you’ve outgrown them and think “sad” and “mature” can be used interchangeably 

DROSSELMEYER I S2G WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON HERE

Did Kraehe steal Mytho’s heart because she wants it all to herself, or because crows just can’t resist picking up shiny things?

I’m sure that would have hurt Mytho’s feelings IF HE HAD ANY

I feel a little bit vindicated that even Drosselmeyer is like “who tf is this? I didn’t invite her”

This is like a house hunters show, but for spirits looking for a cursed artifact to live in. Heart Shard of Love was looking for an affordable place to settle down but this one simply has too many RAVEN BONES.

We pause this episode to remind everyone that even though Mytho wanted to talk to Tutu, it’s Ahiru’s kindness that’s protecting him. And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

“they said you should give a gift with all your heart and soul, so”

I have to leave but uhhhhh I’ll text Princess Tutu and let her know you’re here