Will the influence of Clear Card ever cease to consume my every thought? Stay tuned to find out! 

If there are actually swans in this lake you guys need to RUN because those demon birds will NOT hesitate to kick your ass. They’re like geese but with a superiority complex.

me, age 3, asking my parents to read me a bedtime story: bring this chapter to a sublimely tragic close for me

this is the worst episode of Punk’d I’ve ever seen