Princess Kraehe: Remember the story, when Tutu confesses her love she turns into a speck of light. 

Me: She already IS a light! The light of my life!!!!!

Drosselmeyer, please. Why is your story so convoluted. Tutu needs to collect all the heart pieces to make Mytho a functional human being, BUT if all the heart pieces are collected, it unleashes a monster raven, PLUS one of the heart shards makes Mytho evil sometimes and compels him to collect someone ELSE’S heart? Drosselmeyer did you even take a creative writing class.

GOSH I love Princess Tutu Therapy Hour where we dance through our problems using ballet allegories

It appears that Kraehe’s influence has transformed Mytho from a prince into a FASHION L E G E N D

which Sailor Moon season is this?

awww Pike got a poster from the Eleki troupe! we never did find out if their dance coach was always an eel.

None of the ladies can resist Mytho’s new persona of “bad boy who skateboards around campus looking for a place to vape.”

hey Rue. you don’t gotta take this. lock your dad in the imaginary story-dimension and go poison whoever’s soul you want. you deserve it.