asdfjkl; this is why that bastard never finished writing The Prince and the Raven. he was waiting for his quill to return from across the Mediterranean 

Excuse you, Uzura is Drosselmeyer’s DIRECT HEIR by way of Edel-san (may she rest in peace) so you should really be letting her write the story that saves this world

And now there’s a bunch of Jawas sitting in a basement planning on how they’re going to kick Fakir’s ass, which raises the important question “was there ever a point where I actually knew wtf was going on in this show or was that an illusion?”

“this seems like pretty high stakes for a writing assignment, but what the heck? I’m in”

Autor you FOOL books are just hollow vessels, the stories themselves live in the consciousness of everyone who has ever told them or listened to them, and to burn a novel is simply to burn a shallow imitation of an indestructible idea

also, not to distract anyone from their problems of free will and agency, but it should be mentioned that there IS this one rogue Jawa running around campus

Oh great. Eriol Hiiragizawa is back, and he brought his Dangerous Piano with him.

How does Mr. Cat just casually call out all his students’ biggest insecurities by name like it’s nothing. “Ahiru, not to pry, but lately it seems like you are paralyzed into inaction because you believe that you cannot effect meaningful change without creating a disaster. Or something like that?”

Ahiru I love you but you sure are taking your sweet time to realize that there is nothing inherently more powerful about your Princess Tutu form. All her powers are already your own, the transformation just gives you confidence and cute dress. 

Library Bat: Oh, by the way, you have been gifted this mysterious forgotten novel by a guy called “author”

Fakir: *Kill Bill sirens*