how is it possible that Ahiru has a +10 Charisma modifier and a -2 Charisma modifier at the same time 

ahiru: did you do the thing yet

fakir: no

ahiru: ok no pressure but maybe do it soon

fakir: also I never actually had the power to do the thing in the first place

meanwhile in Fakir’s story: “ahiru wanders down the hall. she absently babbles to herself, speculating about fakir’s book and whether she would make an appearance”

DROSSELMEYER I demand that you write this baby duck to have a sense of self worth that allows her to see that she is not just a passive element in a pre-written story! Also write that I give her a lot of hugs. 

WE’LL SEE HOW LONG THAT LASTS

The Townspeople: But you can’t be alive! We saw your body! We danced upon your grave!

Drosselmeyer: Do I look like the kind of man who dies

AGAIN???