random speculation: Drosselmeyer is falling apart much like the narrative he’s trying to push.

the man, much like his story, is just riddled with plot holes

Ahiru is such a sweetheart that she could not even be allowed to exist in Drosselmeyer’s fictional canon anymore. She’s literally Too Good For This World.

DROSSELMEYER’S HAND JUST FELL OF FOR A SPLIT SECOND AND I AM SUFFICIENTLY SHOOK. I GUESS KRAZY GLUE WEARS OFF AFTER CENTURIES IN AN INDETERMINATE OMNISCIENT VOID

“how DARE you speak to your own great-great-great-grandfather like this”

2 conclusions that can be drawn from this: 

1. Ahiru takes on the “role” of Princess Tutu, not because she was forced to, but because she already happens to naturally fit into the archetype of the purely selfless heroine; who she is shapes her destiny, not vice-versa 

2. Drosselmeyer invented voice-to-text

Autor: whatever. steal my life essence. i got delusions of grandeur and nowhere to be.

Rue: oof ouch my conscience

Rue this is why everyone always leaves your messages on “read” on Tinder 

NOW I know why Drosselmeyer had to kill off Princess Tutu as soon as she was introduced. She’s the only one doing anything useful around here.

big duck energy

I still can’t believe that all this time Fakir was being targeted by the Literature Mafia.