there is no way that you can properly fill a classic alignment chart with Princess Tutu characters because every single one of them falls under the column “chaotic”

sailormoonsub:

D. D. Drosselmeyer (short for Drosselmeyer Drosselmeyer Drosselmeyer)

I have to preserve this fiction in my mind because I am afraid to live in a world where Drosselmeyer’s first name is, like, “Dave”

Modern AU where Drosselmeyer is that one guy who goes around forums and comment sections complaining about nice characters and idealistic themes bc they’re “boring” and “unrealistic” and “deep down everybody is an asshole, i’m just honest”

you didn’t HAVE to make me hate him any more than I already do, but you did anyway! 

Did you know that there’s a theory that Rue is Fakir’s little sister?

This is interesting because it implies not only did the Raven abduct Rue as an infant, he also killed her parents a few years later, which makes him even worse than he was before, which I didn’t know was possible.

Oh my gosh, haha, I absolutely ADORE Princess Tutu, and I gotta say your commentary on it has just reignited that x10 XD. You have no idea how much your comments on the show has been making me laugh! Keep it up, and I glad you love the show too~

Thank you!! I don’t know how it’s giving me emotions I never knew existed! Possibly restoring missing pieces of my heart!

This is why Fakiru is one of my OTP’s! They are so amazing and they make me cry.

Thank you for this message it saves me the trouble of having to write a post like “IS THE SHIP NAME FOR FAKIR/DUCK CALLED FUCK”

theory: drossy boy is trying to nerf Ahiru w/his confusing guilt trip b/c her Goodness Level is so high she may actually stand a chance of saving the day and we cant have that now can we

he’s trying to put her through a Kobayashi Maru no-win scenario, and he’s mad because she keeps actually finding perfectly reasonable solutions that he just didn’t think of.

and then Uzura woke up from her existential nightmare in a castle, because she is the queen of us all, the end

JUST WHEN THINGS CAN’T GET ANY WEIRDER, MYTHO GETS STUCK IN THE MIDDLE STAGE OF AN ANIMORPHS TRANSFORMATION

Rue: I’ve already had the worst fucking day. Nothing else can possibly make me feel any more awful than I already do.

Drosselmeyer: SURPRISE! YOU’RE ADOPTED