thesanityclause:

The jokes don’t stop around here

thesanityclause:

These are the jokes

sailor–poon:

that one facebook post

I for one am really impressed by tonight’s Super Moon phenomenon.

silver-millennial:

sailormoonsub:

fadingembers:

sailormoonsub:

is the Mars/Venus ship called “heartburn”

is the Mercury/Jupiter ship called “brainstorm”

is the Uranus/Neptune/Pluto ship called “timeshare”

Usagi/Mamoru is “the man in the moon”?

Oh my god.

Prince Endymion x Setsuna = Knight time
Ami x Michiru = brain waves
Makoto x Michiru = flash flood
Makoto x Minako = love struck
Makoto x Rei = fire storm

Ami x Ami = brain freeze [No really, she is constantly naked with astral projections of herself or being pinned in place by her clone while her other clone gets at her]

And there’s those chain techniques from SMAS

Name:  Deep Shaking
Desc:  "This one is obvious…“

Type:  Multiple
[haw haw I bet]
MP: 2
-Sailor Scouts Needed Are-
Sailor Uranus & Sailor Neptune

Andimeantittosting says: Mamoru and Ami are called Snow suit

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BONUS CRACK SHIPS:
Seiya + Michiru = star fish
Luna + Rei = cat in heat
Hotaru + Chibiusa = tween angst
Usagi + Phobos + Deimos  = Raven Lunatic… ehh? ehh?
Makoto + Mamoru = bulk roses [this is because mako is beefy and they both have flower related attacks, also where does he get so many flowers?]

Au for Makoro [plus usagi ot3 is now makoroon] where Makoto is a florist but
this one well dressed weirdo shows up every morning and buys out all her roses, and she’s awkwardly laughing like, “heh, what are you gonna do with all those? just start throwing them at people?” and he leaves in a huff, swishing his cape dramatically as he goes to find the tallest thing to perch on.

Thank you for your dedication to the cause. Leave no pun unspoken.

fadingembers:

sailormoonsub:

is the Mars/Venus ship called “heartburn”

is the Mercury/Jupiter ship called “brainstorm”

is the Uranus/Neptune/Pluto ship called “timeshare”

Usagi/Mamoru is “the man in the moon”?

Oh my god.

vorpalgirl:

sailormoonsub:

is the Mars/Venus ship called “heartburn”

is the Mercury/Jupiter ship called “brainstorm”

is the Uranus/Neptune/Pluto ship called “timeshare”

Has anybody suggested “hot water” for Mars/Mercury or am I the only lameass here?

Mercury/Moon could be “Moon River”. 

…I’m sorry, I know I can’t beat “heartburn” with any of this shit. I’ll just be over here now… 

No, these are great! The only stipulation is that “Moon River” must always be sung whenever it is referenced.

idesofnovember:

sailormoonsub:

beauxoiseaux:

sailormoonsub:

is the Mars/Venus ship called “heartburn”

is the Mercury/Jupiter ship called “brainstorm”

is the Uranus/Neptune/Pluto ship called “timeshare”

I know for a fact that Moon/Jupiter is called “Moopiter”

WHY

Mooncakes? (for Jupiter/Moon)?

Yes. This is an acceptable pun.

thosewackyshittenou
replied to your post “is the Mars/Venus ship called “heartburn” is the Mercury/Jupiter ship…”

The (should not exist ever) Ami + Mamoru Ship = “Rose Coloured Glasses”

I was going to say “rosewater,” but this one is infinitely more hilarious. I like it so much, platonic ship names should be a thing just so I have an excuse to use it.

Herman Melville’s literary opus Moby Dick meets 90s shoujo anime: 

Whaler Moon