Finally, Sailor Saturn appears with her own personal cheerleader.

“Continuity is for nerds,” whispered Sailor Moon as she summoned two Moon Kaleidoscopes without the aid of Pegasus.

“No way! They were right about Walt Disney!”

“Peasants.”

This whole time, and the Golden Crystal’s powers are equivalent to that of a larger-than-average megaphone.

“Except the arc when your own repressed anger and resentment corrupted you into a force of evil, but let’s ignore that.”

“I will presently engage in the process of your salvation. Please stay still.”

Part of me knows this is a mistranslation and should be ignored.

Part of me desperately wants to pretend it’s not.

“It’s all right, guys. I just needed some time to… reflect.”

[laugh track plays]

I can’t blame Chibiusa for having priorities.