Outer Senshi + Onion Headlines! (number ? out of ????) 

I’d write something regarding how Usagi is consistently too sweet and forgiving for her own good, but I think Neptune says it best:

so this enemy just killed Neptune on the first turn and she spent the rest of the fight lying on the floor dead

but then when the monster was defeated she just got up and flipped her hair like “i am michiru kaioh i do everything with grace and intention you’re welcome”

“I’LL NEVER LET GO JACK”

“PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS”

“Wait. We missed something somewhere.”

“Today, we have two new members joining the Lady MacBeth support group for the devastatingly ambitious.”

THEIR DEVOTION HAS NO CHILL