Top ten Hotaru outfits, please? (your lists are HILARIOUS by the way, I love them)

EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW HOW OUR LITTLE DEATHGODDESS CHILD DRESSES AND I WISH I HAD A BETTER ANSWER

I have done too much research on this topic and I find that there is a stark divide between “outfits Hotaru chose herself” and “outfits Hotaru definitely did NOT choose herself,” so these are listed more or less in order of the personal autonomy involved

10. “Hey Michiru, what do babies wear”
“I’m thinking ruffles, and a bow that is also a pompom”
“Oh cool. Hey Michiru, are babies supposed to have hands”
“No dear those grow in later”
“Right of course”

9. This HAS to be a hand-me-down from Chibiusa. There’s no other explanation.

8. Haruka bought this pale yellow cardigan under the mistaken impression that this is what all young girls enjoy wearing (making zero exceptions for the fact that this young girl is the guardian of death) and Hotaru only sometimes puts it on to make Haruka feel good about herself 

7. We used to have sunhats that perfectly matches the trim of our sweaters, but not since The Accident

6. Quick and easy DIY Kiki’s Delivery Service cosplay

5. Goth on top, Lolita Fashion Doll Maker Online on the bottom

4. Some Hotaru Classic™, but with a floral twist, which in retrospect seems like the obvious choice, since nothing represents death and rebirth better than a perennial plant

3. I could easily make a “this kid only shops at Hot Topic” joke, but Hot Topic only WISHED it had Hotaru’s simple clarity 

2. I just want to point out that Hotaru almost never even leaves her house, but when she does it’s gotta be the “a woman in the Victorian era was buried in this shawl” ensemble

1. This is the ultimate Hotaru Tomoe aesthetic. I would totally believe that this is a French schoolgirl growing up in early-to-mid-20th century Paris running through the cobblestone sidestreets with a heel of bread, using the tall smokestacks as a landmark once the sun gets too low. 

what even happened in this episode

this is an in-between frame which is why it looks kind of weird

‘who is that lady?’

THIS IS NOT STRICTLY TRUE IN HOTARU’S CASE SHE PUTS UP WITH A LOT OF PREMEDITATED MURDER

😦 😦 😦 😦 😦 😦 uranus why 😦 😦 😦 😦 😦 😦

i feel like this is a thing haruka would say and setsuna would be like ‘hotaru don’t listen to her its hydrogen’

Outer Senshi + Onion Headlines! (number ? out of ????) 

“Saturn! Hang in there! If you die now, your last words will be a horrendous cliché!”

“No, Uranus. Your line is ‘You villain! Not for all the Star Seeds in the world!’ Just like we rehearsed. Take it from the top.”

“But that would mean… an instance of genuine continuity in this series! I don’t believe it!”

“After all these years, we’ve finally found it. This is the genesis, the origin of all things. This is where the Sailor Moon anime is produced.”

“Where have you two been?”

“Running errands.”

“I haven’t seen you since we defeated Nehelenia!" 

"We needed milk.”

tfw you need to destroy the world and everything in it

Riddle: Pluto attacks with a dead SCREAM at Saturn’s SILENT wall. Who wins? (Note that Saturn is also the soldier of death) xD

Pluto and Saturn lock eyes, raising their respective weapons and preparing their voices to call out attacks. Their battle is suddenly interrupted by a rose and a guitar riff. The characters look up to see Tuxedo Mask standing on a tall streetlamp in inexplicably close proximity.

“A clash of weapons will not solve a clash of ideologies. The friendship of girls should never be put in danger! I cannot allow such a wholesome institution to be tarnished by the oxidizing rust of enmity.”

The combined force of Dead Scream and Silent Wall obliterate everything within a twenty-foot radius of the streetlight.

THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER