I find it difficult to rank all these characters objectively; they all have virtues and faults and I can’t compare them easily. I can, however, compare their HYPOTHETICAL ABILITY TO MAKE PANCAKES.
1. Jupiter – baking is practically a character trait of hers.
2. Pluto – possesses incredible amounts of knowledge spanning from before the Silver Millennium to the shattered Crystal Tokyo, and therefore has obtained with time a firm grasp on how to make a wholesome breakfast.
3. Tuxedo Mask – cares very deeply about pancake quality, as he does about most matters of domestic mundanity. “This world has no place for improperly sifted flour. Anyone who thinks that lumpy pancakes are tolerable will be metaphorically unstuck from their mistaken beliefs by the spatula of justice.”
4. Uranus – Cooking pancakes is basically the same as tuning up a racecar engine. You turn it on, add some oil, wait a bit as it heats up, flip things over, and repeat in 6-8 months.
5. Mercury – there is no denying overall quality, yet though she has studied much in the matters of optimal ratios of ingredients and most ergonomic kitchen utensils, her pancakes always end up sort of bland because she has no idea how to deal with the subjective matter of taste.
6. Venus – More accurately, her cat/parental substitute Artemis is quite the chef. He just needs Mina to hold the spatula because she has thumbs.
7. ChibiMoon – lacks the motor dexterity and timing skills implicit in such an endeavor. However, she is no doubt the best at decorating pancakes to look like faces.
8. Neptune – one would think that someone so completely talented at music, fine art, and athletics would also have a gift for cooking. She does not.
9. Mars – somehow her breakfasts always ends up burnt around the edges, but she claims to enjoy the crispy taste.
10. Sailor Moon – [obligatory joke about someone who loves food so much being so bad at cooking because such a joke never gets old and has definitely remained hilarious]
11. Saturn – inadvertently destroys everything she loves.
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