“Good job team! That only took us three episodes to figure out. Nothing gets by our justice-seeking gaze!”

“It doesn’t seem totally irrelevant” translates to “This is the entire plot set-up for this season.”

“For the LAST TIME USAGI I think I’m being insidiously brainwashed”

“Classic Mamochan, pretending he’s not crying!”

“No really I feel partially possessed”

“You don’t have to deny it.”

“THERE IS REVENGE GLASS STUCK IN MY EYE”

“I think it’s cute when guys cry. Hahaha!”

“But, uh, certainly not the one that’s been terrorizing you for the past thirty episodes. Different circus.”

“The giant levitating ball is whatever. But that aviator suit is raising a bunch of red flags.”

“Dead Moon Circus. Sounds like a fun, wholesome-type place. I should bring all my friends.”

*Buzzer rings, confetti falls from the ceiling*

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST WON A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF COMMON SENSE

(To self) “Whew. That was close. Nice save, Hawkseye. You still got it.”

“I’m a goddamned pegasus, Sailor Moon.”

Thanks for clearing that up. I was worried there for a second.