Rei is the exact opposite of a useless lesbian. She is in fact a very useful lesbian. 

LISTEN. I DIDN’T WANT TO FIGHT YOU BEFORE BUT I MIGHT HAVE TO JUST FOR SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED PEACE AND QUIET

says the man who just interrupted the battle with a flying rose to make a speech

There’s nothing that I could add to this to make it more funny.

This is a justifiable reaction to Tuxedo Mask

“Sugar candies can melt away heartache, but even sugar candies sometimes melt.” Okay, he’s just filibustering now.

It is spring outside, but your brain shouldn’t have spring fever.

WOW NO ONE HAS EVER SAID ANYTHING THAT WITTY EVER CONGRATULATIONS SIR

In the corner of the soundless universe, there’s a star that plays a beautiful melody. That is this earth.

EVERYTHING MOONLIGHT KNIGHT SAYS

“It so appears that your mortality shall remain unaltered until such a time when that can be remedied.”