“the moral of this episode is, don’t get shanked by the Negaverse” and why should we believe you? According to clickhole you’re a Negaverse-serving dirtbag who can’t date my daughter.

You got me, I am actually a negadweeb with a totally bogus plot to snag all that slammin’ human energy. 

the moral of this episode is, don’t get shanked by the Negaverse

Do I detect a hint of SARCASM, Mina?

mildly entertaining anecdote: one time I was nannying and the baby’s mom left a jazz station playing on the Alexa. The song was “Bright,” but I was COMPLETELY convinced it was an easy-listening musak rendition of “My Only Love.” 

“okay. I can do this. this is the easiest job in the entire Negaverse. Beryl won’t pass me over for a promotion again. just watch the rainbow crystals and OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE”

Serena, sobbing: Darien! Now is not the time for a nap!

you will recall that Tuxedo Mask was already pre-stabbed at the beginning of this episode, and Zoisite managed to lure him into her fortress just so she could stab him again. she’s operating on a level of petty I can only dream about.

science has shown that you can loop this clip thousands of times (theoretically, infinite numbers of times) and it never gets any less funny

the dub is amazing. these girls have a one-liner for EVERY life and death situation. 

“I’m getting major nega-vibes” is another phrase I will be adding to my everyday repertoire.