Sailor Moon scares an entire generation out of doing crime

all these people came to see a middle school production of Snow White but they actually got to see the first ever Sera Myu 

“legally we need to have at least 8 puns per episode or the network executives begin to riot”

HOW DID I FORGET THE MOONLIGHT KNIGHT EXISTED, AND HOW DO I GO BACK TO THAT TIME AGAIN

the doom tree arc is so good. no evil forces just trying to take over the world, no vengeful spirits from a past life, not even any time travel. just 2 alien teens trying their best to engage in some normal human activities.

Shingo is also being given full access to this blog. he deserves it for his years of dedication to offhanded commentary

can’t believe Alan turned down the opportunity to be part of THIS

me and the girls changing out of our ICONIC outfits and putting on new ICONIC outfits to go out and stalk the foreign exchange student later that exact same day

me and the girls casually hanging out in our most ICONIC outfits

“The Little Theatre will be CROWDED with people. It will be PERFECT for collecting energy." 

Alan and Ann are obviously not human, why else would they think people would show up to a community theatre play.