Audrey Dubois
1:00 am on October 8, 2015 Tags: 109 ( 13 ), once midterms are over i'll start posting more than one shitpost a day i promise, s season is the best because all the witches are like 'yes finally this doorknob will help me find someone with a pure heart', she was actually on the list before i found that particular picture of that nice violin lady, SORRY, sorry i keep apologizing, sorry I'm kind of MIA right now
7. An 80s stripper who also happens to be a shoe (106)
6. Me (114)
5. The animation department had a lot of extra pink paint (174)
4. An elephant vacuum cleaner, but like in a sexy way (094)
3. My breasts are two small screaming snowmen (038)
2. Ball Family (132, 140, 146)
1. A straight-up, actual volcano (067)
honorable mention: poor dear doorknobder, gone too soon (109)
FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH, DOORKNOBDER IS NUMBER ELEVEN
Audrey Dubois
2:40 am on May 12, 2015 Tags: 'and besides why would the opposing team have zero points', 'and why is seiya automatically so good at all sports this is stupid', 'don't catch it you're still the best clumsy crybaby', 'i actually kind of like the antagonist girl because at least she makes sense', 'i know that you believe in yourself but that doesn't change who you are', 'nothing in this show has indicated that you are capable of this', 'you just spent hours training and have nothing to show for it', 187 ( 17 ), but that has nothing to do with catching a ball, i had a little mental prayer going in my head, i was so sincerely hoping that she wouldn't catch it, I'm fine with believing as a method to strengthen power of friendship in battle, SORRY, that wasn't really a prayer that was a rant
The underdog team won the game by a single point because they believed in themselves! What a creative dramatic twist!
Audrey Dubois
3:41 pm on February 26, 2015 Tags: SORRY
Hello I’ll be auditioning for the role of Nehelenia and I’ll be singing “Killer Queen”
“And I REALLY appreciate the full minute of stock footage you used to do it. No, seriously. I mean it.”
Audrey Dubois
1:03 am on December 28, 2014 Tags: 149 ( 21 ), chibusa ( 2 ), end credits ( 20 ), even if hotaru is an infant it'll be better than whatever this season is, hat of destiny, SORRY, wow this image quality is bad
Isn’t this is the hat that led Chibiusa to Hotaru? Can it please do that again? Right now?
Audrey Dubois
9:14 pm on December 18, 2014 Tags: 142 ( 14 ), seriously its just them running it and its just the senshi as patrons so, SORRY
until the restaurant goes bankrupt less than a month later due to low attendance and understaffing
Audrey Dubois
7:49 pm on November 6, 2014 Tags: 120 ( 10 ), i dont even think prokaryotes have gene expression, i saw the word pioneer and i couldnt stop thinking about Laura Ingalls Wilder, pioneer life, SORRY