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“Final Battle”? That terminology sounds familiar somehow…

OH GOD DAMMIT

“Episode 195: The Fireball Princess Burns Out! Galaxia on Earth”

Galaxia that is not how we make friends.

“Episode 193: The Silver Crystal is Stolen! The Fireball Princess Appears”

“The Fireball Princess” is what they call me at the local bar

Episode 183: I’m almost positive this title was taken directly from the cover of a Goosebumps book.

1) no
2) why
3) no

“Episode 174: Storm at the School! Transfer Students are Idols”

You know what would be even more interesting? A new kid that wasn’t special.

“Episode 168: Saturn Awakens! The Ten Sailor Soldiers Gather”

They’re accumulating Sailors like they’re adopting stray puppies at this point

Presumably “Miracle in the Black Dream Hole” is the real title that a real marketing panel chose for this real movie.

“Haruka and Michiru Return! The Ghostly Puppet Show”

That went from “YESSS” to “NOOOO” very swiftly.