Usagi probably threatens Chibiusa with birth control when she’s being particularly annoying.

Probably at least twice a day.

Mamoru feeling an evil presence in chem lab, leaping across the tables, securing his mask as he jumps out the window

Is Usagi too innocent to realize he’s trying to buy his way out of here… or was this her master plan all along?

One day, after years of being relegated to the ottoman, Mamoru snaps and demands to sit on the sofa for once in his life

In the future, all mailboxes are simply swirling dimensional voids, and they only accept “Forever” stamps.

What the Sailor Senshi didn’t know was that there was another time-traveler in their midst, waiting in the background

The gardener will have to pay out-of-pocket for replacement glass because he lapsed on insurance. But look, a rainbow!