“WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED NEVER TO KNOW JOY”

“That is not a tuxedo… or a mask…”

“If I take my hand out of my pocket to clap, it might compromise my asymmetrical coolness. I cannot take that risk.”

He’s learning from his own mistakes.

He’s evolving.

What a time to be alive.

What you call a “smile” I call “exhaustive ambivalence”

“Isn’t family bonding time the greatest?”

HOW DARE YOU DOUBT THE LEVEL OF MY AFFECTION. OBSERVE HOW INVESTED I AM IN THIS EMOTIONAL CORRESPONDENCE.

ERROR: Intonation recognition failure. Reconfiguring data input.

“The villain has been compromised. This situation does not demand an emotional response.”

“You can pick up your own anywhere accessories are sold.”