how about a sailor moon fan casting of elf

I can do anything I set my mind to. 

Buddy: Usagi because WHO ELSE IS THIS DELIGHTFULLY NAIVE AND SWEET. And instead of realizing she is human and rediscovering her family, she has to reawaken her fellow Senshi as soldiers of justice. Even though they are grumpy and reluctant civilians, she eventually succeeds because she is adorable. 

The dad: REI HINO. All Usagi wants to do is build gingerbread houses with her but she is too busy being grumpy about it.

The mom: Mako. She would eat the maple syrup spaghetti dish Usagi made for her. She WOULD. 

Michael: Chibiusa. Usagi somehow needs to introduce herself to her own daughter (because she only knows NeoQueen Serenity). Hilarity ensues.

Jovie: Mamoru (generic love interest is generic)

Papa Elf: Luna, who conspicuously keeps plot-relevant information to herself until the moment Usagi needs it. Damn it, Luna.  

Santa: Setsuna, breaking some taboo or another to keep Usagi and her friends separate until the timeline can be repaired or something. She does that. And then at the end Usagi needs to get all her new friends to believe in their power in order to save something that Setsuna is doing to invariably mess with space or time.

Miles Finch: Ami, the only one who Rei respects and is hailed as Brilliant. 

Dad’s bumbling coworkers: Minako and Haruka. (As children’s book authors.)

Deb the secretary: Michiru (I just want her to be in there somewhere)

Polar Bear, Arctic Puffin, and Mr. Narwhal: Naru, Umino, Ms. Haruna; members of the world she leaves behind once she discovers her true identity. She never goes back.

BONUS: Usagi’s Christmasgram to Rei. “I’m… I’m here, with my planetary guardian, and we’ve never met, and she wants me to sing her a song… And, um, I was reincarnated, but you don’t remember the past… So I’m here now, I found you, Sailor Mars! And guess what? I love you! I love you! I love you!”

can u do a fancasting of a christmas story

I sure can! This is a movie I’ve seen what most experts classify as “way too many times.” 

Ralphie: Usagi and I know I cast her as the sweet innocent protagonist so much (because that’s what she IS) but those dream sequences have Usagi written all over them in permanent marker

Randy: CHIBIUSA, same thing but slightly smaller and whinier; also consider Usagi and Chibiusa getting ready for school and her coat is too big for her to put her arms down. Consider carefully.

Mom: Makoto Kino, Ultimate Fun Mom

Dad: Rei Hino, the resident angry old man of the Senshi. Christmas turkey connoisseur, wrestler of Christmas lights, and PROUD AS HELL OF THAT UGLY LAMP BECAUSE SHE WON IT

Flick: Minako except instead of being pressured into sticking her tongue to the flagpole she just does it herself, not because she’s dumb but because she is RIGHT and she will prove it

Schwartz: Ami the Kind Of Normal Friend

Scut Farkus: Eudial, kind of a silly villain that doesn’t pose much of a threat but is more of a parody of villain-ish-ness in itself

Grover Dill: Mimette (see above)

Santa: Haruka; I can imagine her being so done with Usagi’s idealism that when she hears her Christmas wish she literally pushes her down the department store slide

Passive Aggressive Elf: Michiru (does this need a qualifying statement)

Miss Shields: Miss Haruna because…………… teacher

The kid in the department store who likes the Tin Man: Umino

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16. Which household chore do they privately love?

Usagi enjoys doing the laundry. All the drudgery of sorting colors, measuring detergent, and checking pockets for loose change and forgotten food is nothing compared to the climactic moment when the clothes come out of the dryer in a beautiful pyramid of warmth and comfort. Usagi lies like a starfish surrounded in the pile of warm clothes, content with her life and with herself. 

After they cool off, it’s up to Shingo to match all the socks. 

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9. Describe their happiest birthday. 

ANY BIRTHDAY THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE RECEIVING CURSED SHOES THAT TURN INTO MONSTERS, KIDNAPPING HER BOYFRIEND, AND RESORTING TO UNSOLICITED IMPERSONATION

But seriously, every single birthday to Usagi is the best one. The one where she was three years old and had a puppy-shaped cake, the bowling party that every preteen is mandated to have, the Massive Senshi Slumber Party, the one where she willfully ignored Chibiusa for the sake of a surprise party and apparently traumatized her in the process. Choosing a favorite is like choosing just one kind of candy at the movie theater. Every birthday to Usagi is the happiest.