Audrey Dubois
4:11 am on February 9, 2018 Tags: i mean same so i can't judge, reblog ( 929 ), these are FANTASTIC, valentines, why is one of them to: bread
Can’t wait to print these out and hand them out to all my favorite cousins
Audrey Dubois
6:40 pm on February 14, 2016 Tags: the same 'human hearts are gross' warning from the original post still applies here, valentines, YOU GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK VALENTINE
I’d like to thank my followers for being so inspirational, even though it fills my desktop folders with things that are hard to explain.
Audrey Dubois
8:26 am on February 14, 2016 Tags: 091 ( 16 ), comic sans warning, ESPECIALLY BEFORE VALENTINES DAY, I KNOW IT IS 3AM AND I KNOW I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN MAKING SM MEMES ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, if this isn't funny in the morning i'll probably laugh it off but feel really bad about my life, infallible pickup lines, sailor moon ( 311 ), valentines, you know how everything in utena represents a penis? turns out that was true in sailor moon too i just forgot about it
Print out these cards and give them to your crush I am a romance expert
I wasn’t going to reblog but I can’t disagree a pickup line of this caliber
Audrey Dubois
11:36 pm on February 14, 2015 Tags: 082 ( 11 ), i will soon i promise, Sailor Pluto ( 57 ), side note i'm sorry i haven't watched any new episodes in a while, singles awareness day, ugh i love pluto too much, valentines
If you feel bad about being single on Valentine’s day, just remember at least you’re not Sailor Pluto.
Valentine’s day’s right around the corner—here’s scans of the American Sailor Moon Valentine cards (perfect to print out or email to friends for dose of 1995 in 2015.)
Valentine, we make a great team! Now transform and help me fight monsters.
Flying high for you, Valentine! Flying high through a dimensional rift knowing full well that all of us may die in sacrifice on this mission, suspended only by the wispy threads of optimism. For you!
Valentine, you send me into orbit! This is a curious inscription. “You send me into orbit” only makes tangential sense as a declaration of love, and it’s even more tangentially related to moon terminology. The attempt to cross the barrier between ‘love puns’ and ‘space puns’ resulted in this distorted hybrid of a pickup line. Grant it your pity.
I’m on your side, Valentine!For now.
Valentine, you’re a star in my Universe! shouted Sailor Moon indignantly. “You are a star to me! You are continuously burning far away, collapsing in upon yourself just as the billions like you, and I’ll take no notice because it concerns me not. One day you’ll expend all your energy and I’ll see a brief flash of light, but that light will leave no impact. You are nothing but a star in my vast universe.” The other Senshi stalled a moment. It was a disparaging speech coming from someone standing in a tree.
BE MINE!I am struck not only by the use of capitalization and the imperative tense, but by the image chosen to accompany the text. The Senshi are either appalled by such a forward declaration or have noticed Minako’s conspicuous absence and know that she is up to no good.
You hold the power to be my Valentine! Although it’s in the focal plane of the picture, I suppose it was too much to hope for a Rod of Love joke.
Valentine, together we can’t be beat! Except at D-Point.
Usagi: I’m going to spend the whole day with Mamo-chan on a romantic date with an amazing dinner and lots of gifts, just the two of us with no annoying pink-haired kids!
Ami: Nothing in particular, I was going to finish my math revision… but, I guess if someone asked me, I wouldn’t turn them down right away.
Minako: I’m going to ask Hiroto on a romantic candlelit date!! And if he already has a date, I’m going to ask Aichi! And if HE has a date, I’m going to ask Joseph! And if HE has a date… I have a lot of rotten eggs and free time
Makoto: I’m going to make hand-made chocolates for all my friends! And, ah, um… t-the boy in the year above me…
Rei: ＡＮＡＲＣＨＹ
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