everything out of Michiru’s mouth is somehow both alarmingly flirtatious and incredibly condescending i think she has more superpowers than she lets on

Behold, as Michiru artfully combines greetings and insults into one seamless singularity of sarcasm.

Michiru’s snark takes no prisoners.

Michiru speaks fluent passive-aggression.

Usagi. Think about all the brainwashings, kidnappings, and assorted failures, and say “dependable” with a straight face.

I know sarcasm when I detect it.

“Obviously what he needs is more people trying to bother him while he’s working on that machine. He’ll LOVE it.”

“I’m SURE you can. No, really, go try it. I dare you.”

#PassiveAggressivePegasus

“And I REALLY appreciate the full minute of stock footage you used to do it. No, seriously. I mean it.”