Minako: is a magical girl with elemental powers

Minako: chooses instead to CHOP A MONSTER IN HALF WITH A KATANA

oh hi mom

Out of all the things to say in this situation, I don’t think “sorry” is going to quite cut it. 

asking friends to hang out like

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Well, be careful, you remember what happened last time you got too close to an icy ledge

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I’d write something regarding how Usagi is consistently too sweet and forgiving for her own good, but I think Neptune says it best:

REI-CHAN PLZ

THAT’S NOT AN INTERNATIONAL LIFE OF SUCCESS

Minako: GET SOME USAGI

Ami: that is… really not appropriate right now