oh good I was getting worried that the whole special would pass without Tuxedo Mask being brainwashed at least once, they really kept us in suspense by putting it past the halfway mark

Apparently “Luna as a really transparent bid for an equivalent cash cow like Chibiusa was” was an elephant in the room for the cast too. They didn’t tell magazines or Luna’s actress who she’d be playing exactly, and apparently some of the production team did think they were going to just going to adapt Chibiusa somehow into the story.

“We gotta reach the 3-to-8-year-old girl demographic somehow. Turn that plush cat into a human girl”

YOU ALREADY STOLE THE BARAZUISHOU, COLLAPSED THE SPACE-TIME GATEWAY, AND TOOK A SHARD OF THE SILVER CRYSTAL

YOU HAVE DESTROYED THE FUTURE IN MULTIPLE WAYS

WE LITERALLY DO NOT NEED ANOTHER SUBPLOT OF THIS GAME

AND THEN MINAKO WAS HIT BY A TRUCK

THE END

“Mr. Hawking, I’m sorry, we have some evidence to counter your claims regarding the nature of black holes.”

“Well, we are the only planet with stuffed-crust pizza.”

The world is slowly dying, and this kid still has to obnoxiously climb the slide the wrong way. You’ve got determination, kid.

“And so the three magi bestowed upon Mako their gifts of towels, umbrellas, and friendship.” -Usagi 4:19

sailormoonsub:

In the middle of a crowded restaurant, Chibiusa climbs on her table and starts screaming “PEGASUS WOULD NEVER HURT ANYONE!”

No one turns.

I am NOT EXAGGERATING 

Usagi’s parents: This is your cousin, who we just accept belongs to our family. Despite being our niece, we have no idea who her parents are!