welcome to Mystery Science Theatre 3000 with your host Zoisite

the Theatre because of the stadium seating, the Science because we are in space, and the Mystery because no one knows what the hell is going on anymore

Kunzite probably spent hours on this comeback. He probably said to himself, “It’ll look super clever if I put my hand on my hip on that last line.” He probably hoped another Senshi would intrude just so he would get the chance to say it. He probably rehearsed it in the mirror.

I just remembered. 

Luna and Artemis. 

“oh my LORD our ONLY JOB was to watch that MYSTERIOUS CHILD and now she is VERY MUCH GONE whAT DO WE DO”