Beryl literally stops the fight in the middle and summons her henchmen back to the Dark Kingdom because she KNOWS there’s only two minutes of the episode left and we have to sing C’est La Vie at least 1 more time before the credits roll

I am so pleased that you falling headfirst into this fandom is documented here for posterity. I don’t have a question for you, so please write a freeform Tuxedo Mask monologue.

Let the history books show that my descent was swift and mildly painful. And to think I have not yet reached the bottom. 

Your request is a noble and hilarious one, so I shall indulge you:

Monologues are precious vessels of human thought. Words are the paint, we the painters, the listener a canvas receptive to our artful movements. We take our place in the spotlight for a fleeting moment with a singular duty to translate the subjective experience into a series of superfluous aphorisms and periphrastic claims. How dare you take this elegant craft and use it as an instrument to create such meaningless noise! I cannot allow it!