lonefaith:

Series edit: Princess Tutu

“A story’s birth is a sudden event. The start, a happy accident. The end, the fate for which it was meant. A story that never ends is a cruel thing.”

I will also be writing you a prescription for a chill pill, covered by most major insurance companies.

Cold open: building a soft quiet atmosphere where the only noises are church bells and tearful cries

Theme song, kicking down the door: HITOMI WA ITSUMO JEWEL

Oh my god…I actually have the Mercury one of those PGSM figures

I hope you remind her often that she is beautiful and valued.

Ishtar doesn’t even have a reason to overthrow the Crystal Tokyo monarchy. She just wanted to tag along with whatever malevolent shenanigans her friend was up to and was presumably bribed to attack the Senshi not with the promise of revenge, but with sugar cookies and hot chocolate. 

[lights flash, confetti falls from the ceiling]

Congratulations, you win the Most Ridiculously Generic Episode Title!

Instead of a new episode, I’ll be listening to that holiday classic, “Christmas For You.”

I guess if you’re a time traveler, you have a lot of time to think of judgmental insults.

WOW Tuxedo Mask actually stayed around long enough to fight for once

Even Chibiusa’s thought processes are in pink